April 2009
3 posts
ThinkGEEK Unicorn Chaser →
I NEED this stuff! And you know it’s real because it comes from “Rainbows.”
March 2009
4 posts
Marry, Screw or Kill: The Harry Potter Edition
juliana6:
Fun for the whole family! Get your wizard fetish on!
1. Harry Potter, Ron Weasely or Albus Dumbledore
2. Fred/George Weasely, Cedric Diggory or Severus Snape
3. Professor McGonagall, Hermione Granger or Mrs. Weasely
4. Voldemort, Wormtail, or Peeves.
Really? You’re gonna make me kill Dumbledore?
Is writing for the rich? →
No. But writing for HuffPo is!
Now bankers are stealing my thunder too? →
Heads will roll, people.
This woman stole my life tip. Vengeance is mine! →
February 2009
8 posts
"A navy diver punched a shark as he was being... →
“Internet writers need trust funds.”
– Slate. Care to comment, intertron?
American Journalism Review: Newspapers must start... →
Surprise! If you want to leave this page it will cost you $10.
January 2009
17 posts
If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost,... →
http://adage.com/mediaworks/article?article_id=1340... →
jennabee:
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck...
The Gig Economy →
Soundtrack update
I am going to listen to annoying pop music all day today. That’s not my name. That’s not my name. That’s not my name. That’s not my name.
I miss the 20th century.
MRTHESPY INC has been laying fallow as we prepare for the new year. Actually, I’m in Gstaad getting some very good Swedish massages, but I doubt the Count and Countess would enjoy being exposed to the seamier side of the Internet. So cheerio for now.
December 2008
16 posts
How I Met The Cast of How I Met Your Mother
juliana6:
I was on set all day today at my favorite TV show, How I Met Your Mother. I filmed a featured extra appearance which just means my face gets prominent showing behind Alyson Hannigan in a scene.
How did I get to do this? The story goes like this: drunk husband and I attend charity party last Halloween thrown by the show’s creator, Carter Bays. There’s a silent auction for a featured...
It's so cute, she will sometimes take a hard...
jennabee:
[Note: don’t read into this; this shit has nothing to do with me or my barren, drama-free love life ho ho ho happy holidays.]
Can I offer a little bit of advice? Maybe just put on my rantypants for a minute? This whole “opposites attract” thing? I’ve been meaning to bring this up: life is not a fucking tween vampire book or a movie in which Freddie Prinze Jr. ends up singing Al Green...
Discuss Amongst Yourselves
juliana6:
In my dreams last night I was trying to sign out my tab at a hotel bar with Mike. Except the waitress confused our card with someone else’s and took like three hours to sort it out. I was throwing a temper tantrum at everyone that worked there until I realized I stayed at that hotel a lot and had stashed my shoe collection there. (For the record, I am a hugely passive aggressive...
“Somewhere, a tween is crying because the world just ran out of exclamation...”
– (NY Post via juliaallison)
That can happen?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
This goes out to all of you, with a special...
jennabee:
Jesus. Just ran into high school ex at airport, looking like a bigger fucking mess than I ever looked in high school. No makeup, dressed like a hooker after a hard night on the block. I wish I lived in the Internet, where I look pretty all the time.
You’d better believe I do.
Dear entire world,
jennabee:
I don’t know you, and I don’t owe you anything.
Didn’t ask for a dime, I want my two dollars… cash.
November 2008
13 posts
